I woke up this morning and rolled over to hit the snooze bar on the alarm clock, and at the same time, I caught a glimpse of my arm in the early twilight. My first thought was, “Who’s arm?” It didn’t quite look like my arm. It was slender and graceful, not my chubby arm.
I lay there for a moment trying to take in this unusual visual perception of my own body part and was reminded of something that happened to me on Wednesday. View full article »
A huge fight broke out last night down here at the Redneck Reservoir Ranch. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but Fat Girl really came to rumble. You see, she didn’t like what she saw: the ugly truth staring her in the face saying, “You are about to be history!”
Inner Skinny Chick came riding up like Clint Eastwood in a ‘70s western. She told FG that this town wasn’t big enough for the both of them. She told FG it was time for her to be moseying on down the road. To find her another town and another body to occupy, because she was proclaiming this territory to be her’s.
Yep. It was a nasty fight.
Guess who won? View full article »
Today is the day…
I keep saying it, but do I really mean it?
Today is the day that I’m going to do this differently. Today is the day that I will complete this task. Today is the day…
It goes on and on, but at some point in time I must realize that today is the day. So today is the day for View full article »
Wait. Why am I waiting in the wings with Fat Girl? Inner Skinny Chick is already standing on the stage waiting for me. I need to get out there and perform, but… View full article »
I have been way to serious and heavy with some of my topics lately. I need to get back to the light-hearted and fun pieces that everyone loved so much. And in fact, I did hear from FG and ISC who said they are ready for a comeback, but is the world ready for them to make a weekly comeback?
However, the real question is am I ready to make the commitment to write weekly?
We will have to see.
Stay tuned to find out what the first addition to the FG/ISC saga will be! So get ready! Humor is making a comeback!
Something is up. I’m not sure what.
ISC: Hey. What’s wrong Fat Girl?
FG: Inner Skinny Chick, we need to talk.
ISC: Oh? That doesn’t sound good.
FG: It’s not.
ISC: Well, what do you want to talk about? View full article »
I’ve missed Fat Girl and Inner Skinny Chick, haven’t you? I say, let’s bring them back into the mix today. 
A lot has happened over the last few months. For one, Fat Girl has begun to reclaim her territory while Inner Skinny Chick has been more than content to let her do so. It seems that it is difficult for ISC to help me maintain my weight loss goals and stay sane at school while battling our nemesis FG. I think, just perhaps, ISC needs a little help! She needs a drill sergeant to keep her focused!
Maybe I can find one…
This morning I decided View full article »
Must I declare a disclaimer over everything that I post in my life?
According to some, I should.
This was brought to my attention after I shared a conversation with a fellow classmate who follows me on Facebook. His advice to me: You should really be careful about what you post on your Facebook status.
Excuse me? Why should he care? More importantly, why would he take me that seriously? View full article »
I don’t know why we all have this secret need to be acknowledged in one way or another. I’m certain that it would make me happy to no end to have my CH notice my appearance, but yet, he fails to do that on a daily basis. But, what about having someone who hasn’t seen you in a very long time take notice of you?
My dilemma on Friday afternoon was one of complete confusion. I have been putting off seeing a particular person for a while now, and lately, with all the stress, I thought that I could use sitting down and talking to someone who at one time made me completely and utterly happy.
Did I mention the fact that I dated this guy about 18 years ago?
I told a good friend of mine about my plans for Saturday and she gave me a strict warning. Of course, I didn’t really want a warning. What I wanted was View full article »
I have to admit that during the last four weeks, Inner Skinny Chick has been on sabbatical. Now during this time, Fat Girl has had free reign of the territory and to my surprise, has been making herself quite comfy and at home. How do I know that ISC is back? Well, I stepped on the scales yesterday View full article »
